Yeah, we have a privacy policy - what of it?

Firstly, we hate it when people send us spam and give our details to strangers. We will therefore never - never - do this to you.

Your personal details are safe with us; we won't give them to anybody else, not even if they offer us money. They're all held accordance with the Data Protection Act 1998 and that's one mean mother of an Act.

We might, however, have to submit your details for anti-fraud checks. All shops have to do this, whether you know it or not. It's just to make sure you're not pretending to be somebody else or about to nuke France, or whatever. If you are doing either of those things, it's probably wise not to buy anything from us. Good luck to you though.

We won't spam you but, if you buy something from us, we'll probably send you some kind of email update in the future. If this annoys you, just opt-out by clicking the very obvious link in the email.

Finally, If you follow a link in our shop to somebody else's website, we clearly cannot be held responsible for what you might find. Don't even try it.